Total Medals Earned: 512 (From 96 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,305 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (60/235 points)
Survive the Disk Wheel for 10 seconds
Die in Discwheel
Survive the Disc Wheel for 30 seconds
Survive the Disc Wheel for OVER A MINUTE
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Complete one level
Complete ten levels
Complete all levels
Get par on all levels
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
okay wow
you okay?
now what are you going to eat?!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/20 points)
You fell 100 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss
You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/130 points)
Finish a game of ERASER with less than 40% of the game area cleaned.
Finish a game of ERASER with at least 65% of the game area cleaned.
Finish a game of ERASER with at least 70% of the game area cleaned.
Finish a game of ERASER with at least 75% of the game area cleaned.
Finish a game of ERASER with at least 80% of the game area cleaned.
Finish a game of ERASER with at least 85% of the game area cleaned.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?