Total Medals Earned: 512 (From
96 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,305 Points
Finish level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
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Complete level 5
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
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Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
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Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Create a Potion
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Purge Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Start playing.
Complete level 1
Complete level 10.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Complete level 16.
Complete level 17.
Complete level 18.
Complete level 19.
Complete level 2
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete the game. TIME TO ENTER THE BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Start the Game
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Collect at least 10 coins!
Collect at least 20 coins!
Beat the game, and bossfight!
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Parry three times in one jump.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!